Slim Jim may not be a delicacy.
But on the Great Open Road, alternatives are scarce.
Slim Jim's new Meat Clips attach to your car visor. Nothing pairs better with a setting sun than a Slim Jim.
When you stop overnight at a motel in the middle of nowhere, take comfort in knowing there is meat nearby.
Pick up a Road Meat Atlas and make sure to stop by a nearby Meat Parlor before getting back on the interstate.
If you're within 50 miles of a gas station, you're in #MeatTerritory.
1 liter of Jameson Whiskey, aged 12 years
1 Slim Jim, aged 1 - 6 years
5 cubes of ice (optional)
Use Slim Jim to stir slowly
Enjoy your meat, neat.
*Jameson can be substituted to make a Slim Jim Beam.